
the only 80s revival that could possibly matter to me
and only if they kept the theme song, obviously

the only 80s revival that could possibly matter to me
and only if they kept the theme song, obviously
MUSCLES LIKE A GORILLA, FANGS LIKE A WOLF, EYES LIKE THE BIG BANG! STANDING WELL OVER TWO METRES TALL AND GRIPPING THE BIGGEST JACKKNIFE I EVER SAW

based on a dream I once had where Gandalf battled aliens in a jungle while dressed like Rambo and wielding a high-powered modern crossbow.
my dreams are really, really stupid